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The Twelve Days of Christmas GP Style

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me a vita mixer on a very pretty pre-set tree

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me 2 angel flight rides to a Dr of my choice 

a Vitamixer in my very pretty pre-set tree
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me 

3 protein shakes 

two angel tickets 

and a vita mixer in my very pretty tree
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

 4 lifeline devices 

3 protein shakes 

2 angel flight tickets 

and a vita mixer in a very pretty tree
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me 

5 golden spoons 

4 lifeline devices 

3 protein shakes 

2 Angel Flight tickets 

and a Vita mixer and a very pretty tree
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me 

6 gastric electrical stimulator’s and all the cost covered 

5 golden spoons! 

 4 lifeline devices.

3 protein shakes.

2 Angel flight tickets

And a vita mixer and a very pretty tree
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me 

7 GP sisters cured for all time

6 gastric electrical stimulator’s and all the cost covered

5 Golden spoons

4 lifelines

3 protein shakes

2 angel flight tickets

And a vita mixer in a very pretty tree
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me 

8 maids for the year! 

7 GP Sisters cured for all time

6 gastric electrical stimulator’s and all the cost covered

5 Golden spoons

4 lifelines

3 protein shakes

2 angel flight tickets

And a vita mixer in a very pretty tree
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me

9 nights outing without Gasroparesis! 

8 maids for the year! 

7 GP Sisters cured for all time! 

6 Gastric Electrical Stimulators & all costs covered 

5 Golden Spoons

4 lifelines 

3 protein shakes

2 Angel Flight tickets

And a vita mixer in a very pretty tree
And on the 10th day of Christmas my true love sent to me 

10 motility specialists

9 nights out without gastroparesis

8 maids for the year

7 GP Sisters cured for all time! 

6 gastric electrical stimulator’s with all the cost incurred

5 Golden spoons

4 lifelines

3 protein shakes

2 angel flight tickets

And a vita mixer In a very pretty tree
And on the 11th day of Christmas my true love sent to me 

11 pipers piping in GP has been cured glory glory glory

10 motility specialist

9 nights out without gastroparesis

8 maids for the year

7 GP Sisters Cured for all time 

6 gastric electrical stimulator’s with all the costs incurred

5 Golden spoons

4 lifeline 

3 protein shakes

2 angel flight tickets

And a vita mixer and a very pretty tree
And on the 12th day of Christmas my true love sent to me 

12 drummers drumming to celebrate this cure of gastroparesis

11 pipers piping GP has been cured

10 motility specialist

9 Nights out without gastroparesis

8 maids for a year

7 GP Sisters Cured for all time 

6 gastric electrical stimulator’s and all costs incurred

5 Golden spoons

4 lifelines 

3 protein shakes

2 angel flight tickets

And a vita mixer in a very pretty tree